Bob can’t draw.

September 27, 2009

The Adventures of…

Filed under: Deviant Art, MOVIES, Television — Tags: , — blobguy @ 12:16 pm
Joss Whedon and J.J. Abrams, comin' atcha!

Joss Whedon and J.J. Abrams, comin' atcha!

Season 1:
Joss N’ JJ’s Excellent Adventure
Joss N’ JJ Go To the Moon
Joss N’ JJ Meet Frankenstein
Joss N’ JJ Cure Cancer
Joss N’ JJ Have A Baby
Joss N’ JJ: The Swimsuit Special
Joss N’ JJ Meet the President
Joss N’ JJ Find the Plot
Joss N’ JJ and the Dynamic Duo Kill Jeff Loeb
Joss N’ JJ Start a Band
Joss N’ JJ: The Musical
Joss N’ JJ Meet the Harlem Globetrotters
Joss N’ JJ, Awesome Show It’s Canceled!

What further adventures can we look forward to?

It’s just a momentary gag, yeah, but it’d be fun to see if anybody can some up with some real stories to go along with the idea of a buddie-time-cop series that throws references to these guys’ shows.

I’ve just seen the first episode of the second season of Dollhouse. I’m not too fond of it, but I know that these shows follow a pattern. As soon as the “ordinary circumstances” are drawn in the dirt, we can fully enjoy the thrill of it all being thrown off balance, which was every episode of the first season. Awesome. It has its terrible moments, like the pointless memory-disease episode that only served to give a little backstory to Caroline, who is not a character I sympathize with or enjoy watching, and the plot twists involving Paul’s neighbor/girlfriend was such a trivial thing for a character I passionately hate, but it’s all cool. The Alpha and Omega thing was the perfect apology for such painful moments.
I was almost hoping that it might get canceled, just so I could see a movie-length continuation of the thirteenth episode.

August 29, 2009

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Filed under: Television — Tags: — blobguy @ 11:57 pm

I was drawn in, when I was younger, by the easily identifiable teenage hero with abandonment issues and sexual confusion teaming up with attractive girls who pilot giant robots to save humanity from giant monsters. Over time, the story revealed what the robots and monsters really were: way to appeal to troubled teenagers through a popular medium (comics and cartoons) to lecture them on dealing with life and humanity.

I’ve had my fair share of depression and anger, and we all deal with the hormonal stuff at this age. In America, today, we send our youth off to get spoken down to by doctors who inject and prescribe all sorts of chemicals to alter the mind. In Japan, artists and writers have a strong sympathy for the teen-aged generation, and utilize all of their will and ability to help out in every way possible. This is illustrated, to me, with Neon Genesis Evangelion. I’ve just seen The End, the movie ending the television series, and nothing, absolutely nothing, has reached me and convinced me of my own worth and purpose as this show, as an agent of one of the most beloved art forms today. I don’t care if Americans don’t want to try as hard, I don’t care if people commit suicide all over the place, I don’t care about your bullshit, and I don’t care about my bullshit, because none of it matters. There is absolutely nothing in the perceived world of humanity that is as important as doing and thinking what feels right and good. I don’t care if I die in the next few minutes, as long as this understanding never goes away.

Is the show a piece of propaganda? Yes. And it knows it. It doesn’t hide behind anything. It is such an obvious thing, that this is intended to alter and control minds. I don’t care. I don’t care what you think, and I’m glad. I don’t have to be speculative of everything. I can like Victoria Martin: Math Team Queen and I can hate Casablanca, because it comes naturally.
I feel good, and I don’t have to answer to anybody for it. That’s how much I love this show and why.

August 9, 2009

There must be something wrong with me.

I hated the New Frontier cartoon movie, but I thoroughly enjoyed the comic. It must be due to my pace of reading, since I can’t remember a single moment of the comic that didn’t make the cut, and the pacing in a movie can break a film as easily as immortalize it.

Aku from Samurai Jack is so fucking evil, until he’s conquered the known world and turns into Cobra Commander, who bends to the will of writers who treat their viewers like children.
Well, Samurai Jack was a Cartoon Network series, and the target audience was children, but I was a smart kid, dammit, and I knew the difference between a cruel slaughtering bastard and Dr. Evil, the villainous mastermind who creates the means by which the hero foils the master plan to destroy shit. Aku posing as a hermit and Jack pretending not to know just to move a plot-less episode forward is some Adam West shit.
Another franchise with which I’m in an abusive relationship. When can I find a cartoon that will treat me right, love me as much as I love it? Oh, it’s scheduled to return in 2010 on Comedy Central. As much as I’ve grown to hate the channel, I’ve grown to love Futurama.

GLp1teaseI hardly know shit about comics. When I talk about them to other nerds, I don’t feel harassed for the lack of knowledge I carry. Am I the only cat like this? Seriously? I feel like a king amongst most of my friends, and the only boost into the right direction I can get at that point is somebody to ask me a question I don’t know the answer to.
“Why is Carol Ferris the Star Saphire?”
“Where did Bizzaro come from?”
“How many times has Wolverine fallen in love?”
“Who the fuck is Captain Marvel?”
“Who came first, Aquaman or the Sub-Mariner?”
“Why couldn’t Cap just bust into Berlin and just end it there?”
Actually, for that last one, Captain America’s participation in the conflict was prolonged for the same reason America entered in the first place: capitol. Victories are like natural resources to superheroes, because the fewer they are, the more profitable they are.
The only reason I thought of the Carol Ferris question, other than wanting to know the answer for myself, because Joe Quinones’ depiction of her in the Green Lantern Wednesday Comic is absolutely gorgeous.
Wait! Green Lantern? Carol Ferris? The New Frontier? I brought it full circle, bitches.

July 25, 2009

I don’t know how to measure the lengths of time that I spend awake.

BOOK:
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
I haven’t touched a book from the series since the only plot-driven, plot invested, plot oriented, and, frankly, entertaining character in the series died by falling behind a black curtain. You can imagine my outrage to find that the woman writing these books expects me to invest my time in following an adolescent ass hole who thinks himself hot shit, when the only well developed character with dependable behavior dies so soon after taking my affection. Perhaps that is her way of pushing the main character’s internal conflict into my own mind, making me come closer to relating with him. Whatever, point is that I’m listening to the audio book, and it ain’t quite as thrilling as I’d hoped it’d be, so far.

COMICS:
Blackest Night seems cool. Really dig Red Robbin’s costume, and he’s okay for a start, but should he become a permanent character, he should at least find some inner conflict that drives him outside of his lost-father complex. Half of all the folks ever met Batman have that now, and he’s got potential to be a very disturbed, very tragically flawed figure. Dark Reign is okay, too. Bringing a gun to dinner may not make sense within the context of the story, and it might even stunt the progression of the story, but Nick Fury certainly is entertaining, and I forgive that the whole world stands still just for his romantic conflicts, as long as it’s a very grueling and ugly world waiting for his return. Of course, I’m very late in continuing to follow him and Dark Reign. And everything, for that matter.
Introduced the Luna brothers’ Girls to Nathan, who responded very positively to it.

MOVIES:
Rifftrax
These guys really improve any movie. Alex, if you’re reading and you haven’t heard their commentary on Spider-Man 3, I think you’ll find it isn’t all that bad of a movie with them to guide you through it. Same for Crystal Skull.
Audition
Didn’t like it.
3-Iron
Kim Ki-Duk continues to dazzle me with amazing cinematography, and with a story deserving of such dedication. The visuals, every sound and even the dialogue seemed mathematically arranged to equate the nearest value of perfection. To some, it may demand attention, and that may annoy those people, but it’s captivating and constantly peeking interest for me.

Speaking of Asian films, I had a doozy of a past-blast, to the days when I was a kid and Cartoon Network had incorporated Japanese imports to prime-time television, over here. A program idiotically called Toonami stole my attention, and everyday after school, I’d wait for the moment to watch gimmicky shows for impressionable little kids like myself. I’ll probably never go back to watching Dragon Ball Z, if that’s what you’re thinking, and if you’re actually reading and care about what I’m typing, no. Yesterday, I sat through the first run of episodes from the Tenchi Muyo franchise, recalling how much I’d loved the show, noticing that the plot shifted to match the comedic or dramatic liking of the writer(s), and hating, once again, how cool visuals met with not-bad vocal talent completely won me over without a hint of tangible plot development. Of course the plot exists, and it’d be idiotic of me to say that it wasn’t planned out, but it suffered from something that all captivating child-targeting series do so from, and it has something to do with predicting the kinds of things that grab a kid’s attention. I never noticed how stupid it was for the villain to show up unexpectedly to kidnap the demonic space-pirate just long enough to lose control over her and vanish to his organ keyboard-powered labyrinth spaceship and await the arrival of the only person who can kill him patiently, because I was distracted by the lightsaber fights, the slight comedic moments, the cute rabbit-thing, the “I’m your granddad, and you’re the savior” drama, the spontaneous love triangle and so many other things. As probably the first animated series to capture my emotional investments, when I was a lonely little boy without friends, the show still has a very special place in my heart, despite its failure to respect my intelligence.

July 15, 2009

My Fascinations with Fascination

Filed under: Comics, MOVIES, Ranting and Raving, Stuff, Television — blobguy @ 10:41 am

Recently, my curiosity’s tossed me onto a course to discover the appeal of a single Japanese series known as Oh, My Goddess! I am thoroughly thrilled to discover as much as I can about the culture surrounding me, and though I am a nerd, and nubile in my status as such, I know little more than nothing about it, though my collection of trivia is staggering against many others who allow such a multi-faceted thing slip right by their existences. Growing up after the introduction of anime and manga as a part of popular culture in America, I developed interests based on American companies’ distribution, and when I became more comprehensive, I found that most of the Japanese imports lacked something very important, logic. These were all, of course, things that were brought up over the years to sell things to children, which I’ve come to understand is called “shonen”. The writers and artists of such stories can’t anticipate a universal interest, so the possibility that logic in story-telling is lost-in-translation intensifies the frustration that came with trying to find quality entertainment in anime as a youth, when I am an American boy being sold Japanese stories intended for Japanese boys. Other youths who accepted these shows and comics in America are growing up to be what the Japanese call “otaku” in their own culture, but with the limitations at the time, there are stronger followings for individual series, as there once was a particularly strong following of Star Trek fans who never kicked their obsessions, called “trekkies”. As the budding brilliance of Japanese wealth forms over here, there are more and more “trash-culture” facets coming into view.

By “trash-culture,” I am referring to a phrase that I invented to help me understand my own perception of entertainment in multiple cultures, as well as our own. There are many different idols of trash-culture, and such a complex culture like our own breeds them every decade, as the Japanese do. The link: trash-culture, for example, can include Elvis movies, which were made to sell Elvis Presley through movie theatres, and have formed followings that block out the cruel truths behind the mediocrity of such idols of trash-culture. Exploitation films are trash-culture. B-movies are trash culture. Pulp comics are trash culture. “Trash-culture” is not intended to be used as a negative term, though the misuse of such power over an audience is a greater offense than many that I’d refuse to forget in a Lifeboat situation, if you catch my drift. I am a huge fan of trash-culture idols, like films released in the eighties and nineties that put teenagers through steriotypical situations that have died out long ago, and are being written about today, because the nerds in the 70s don’t knkow what it’s like to be nerds in the 90s… did that sound like ranting? It shouldn’t. It defines our culture, and as a cultureless-culture, as Americans have been described, there is nothing more important than another man’s trash: hence the term “trash-culture,” a modern treasure to people like myself.

Unaware of the importance of trash-culture, I’d reached teenage years with the mind-set that all Japanese imports are for little kids, because of the tight leash that American industrialists held for the products coming in. This was before I’d seen Ghost in the Shell, which helped me become more aware of just how many limitaions I was setting myself up for. Also, around the very end of this time, for me, I’d become completely devoted to movies, and comics were, like Jap culture, something to visit for kid-nostalgea. My complete immersion into film was slow, I couldn’t have gotten very far being limited to HBO and Blockbuster. Netflix hefted me into the history of Searchlight and Miramax, indie films opened my understanding of genre and integrity, and the acceptance of mediocrity for the sake of entertainment. Trash-culture filled everyone’s existence, as John Wayne for my father, primetime television for mother, and I was still exploring the millions of niches that the information age had created within and for itself.

I found a great confusion come about me, when I noticed the trends forming in fanboys and fangirls in America, who attempt to mimic the stereotypical otaku behavior. It’s the niche, I see, that they try to fill in order to pay back, respectfully, to the creators of their trash-culture idols. On close inspection of Oh, My Goddess! and similar other titles, the similarities made my confusion greater, to see a bunch of American kids worshiping plagiarists, until I realized that such stories follow a set of expected events, which have become staple within otaku trash-culture. The nerd gets a woman who loves unconditionally and has magic powers: this may be a familiar premise to Europeans and to Americans, but to the Japanese, this is a genre. An entire genre is based on a single common fantasy. It amazed me. This is the cycle of the “meme,” which develops naturally within a culture as a part of our evolution as humans. When I conducted this research I’d spent time reading American comics that aren’t necessarily recognized universally, but within the brotherhood of comic fans as must-reads. Bill Hicks, Pynchon, Raoul Duke and Hunter Thompson, George Carlin… these are all idols of a sub-culture that extends beyond the “one man’s trash” idea, and formed followings based more on their legend than their work as human beings. (This idea is thoroughly explored in a comic series called Transmetropolitan.)

The genre, the sub-genre, the idol, the sub-culture, scenes, memes… they all occur and coexists, like the millions of species of plant-life growing off of the husk of our information and entertainment. The living thing that culture is, thrives and reproduces, with its masters, the writers and artists, their worshipers: hipsters, nerds, geeks, fans, listeners and viewers, readers, true believers, otaku and anorak, we are all a part of this massive, gigantic artery of information in the body of the human race, and it is at a moment like this that I feel like the only person who sees it all. Like all the beatniks and trainspotters should find something in me to envy, like children looking up to the stiff-lipped gunslinger strolling through town, like a monolith on legs. What makes me so much more important than others? Richard Dawkins wrote these same principles down, more thoroughly, mapping down his thoughts and interpretations in a manner that allowed his own literature on the subject of memes to become a meme itself. In my mind, I see a map of all of these things I’ve collected in my research, and I’d swear it resembles diagrams of the human brain, but when I try to convey my understandings, the more scrambled I become, trying to find the words to describe my connections as five more are created. Every instant not spent on the next, new thing, is thrown into oblivion, as far as I can understand, and just sharing my ideas makes the entire endeavor to learn unravel.

June 5, 2009

Ah, shit!

Filed under: Comics, Deviant Art, MOVIES, Ranting and Raving, Stuff, Television — blobguy @ 9:32 am

Fuck my memory! I have been such a fucking idiot! I walk around, talking about shit, casually, and nobody even thinks of correcting me when I’m FUCKING WRONG! What the fuck?

March 21, 2009

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Filed under: Television — Tags: , — blobguy @ 11:30 am

Growing up in the 70s, my mom had attached herself to Battlestar Galactica as a kid. The show was not impressive, and the science fiction was mostly fiction with little science.

Tonight, the end of a four-year period has arrived. I’ve grown up with BSG, and with the end of a period in life comes the end of a period on television. Raised by the dramatic clash between humans and machines, other humans, and monsters on several different screens, I have come to look at entertainment as a map.
Those of the previous generation have their own televised landmarks. I have BSG. An event that got me through every week of Hell on Earth: middle school… and now, I feel the gracious impact of completion, as those who’d seen Return of the Jedi on opening night had. So many great things have come from the show business since my birth, and the joy welling within me for knowing this, for experiencing it happen right before my very eyes, is something that until recently I could only dream of.

Life has many pleasures to offer, and the one I feel now is great right now, but what is it the the boundless opportunities that the world has to offer? What opportunities may I inspire or create? What love can be had? What lives coould I change for the better?
An event like this, which has spanned my entire adolescence, makes me realize how wonderful everything is.

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