I’ve been playing like mad.
I’ve become the richest person alive, saved Megaton, become a Regulator, brought peace to Canterbury Commons, protected an android from enslavement, suppressed an ant infestation that slaughtered a whole town, assassinated Tenpenny, made peace with vampires, become a hero of escaped slaves everywhere, aided Three Dog in The Good Fight, taken an alien spaceship and slain a handful of Brotherhood Outcasts for a bunch of old weapons, with the help of my manservant Charon. I can’t always afford a new set of Microsoft credits to purchase add-ons. I’ve read online about quests and characters I’ve never heard of.
The adventure is kept at a standstill, now, because the damn disc got scratched to fucking hell.

Oh, and I’m shit, playing Left 4 Dead.

Just got Team Fortress 2. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY! My first encounter with an online FPS… I’ll figure it out, once I learn what the use of the word “server” means.
By no means should anyone assume that I consider myself a frequent gamer, so if someone happens to feel the need to pwn me wit werdz, I want to remind you to take a few moments to bask in your superiority of computer experience over someone beneath the status of a novice. Good show.