Bob can’t draw.

BOB SAYS:

EDIT: These films were categorized immediately after viewing, before I have a chance to second guess, re-watch, and change my mind.

Sometimes I mentions my thoughts on movies, sometimes I make a full-scale review.
The components that I review individually of each film individually do not coincide with how I rank them here. (For example: Empire Strikes Back was entertaining, a great sequel, and one of my favorite movies, but we all know that the script could’ve been a little less corny and there was an air of “I’m doing another one of these?” floating about most of the returning cast, which imposed on the atmosphere, and I never forgot that I was watching a movie. It’s good, but nothing more, despite how much I love it.)
There is no ordered system which these rankings follow. AMAZING is not “better” than RESPECTABLE, but BAD is, in fact, worse than “GOOD”.
I do not review or express opinions lightly.
I’m not tricking you into reading something you may not want to, so don’t complain. I’ve been lucky enough to avoid the single-minded commentary, outside of polite compliments, and I’d like to keep it that way. (If you have a compliment or disagreement, I’d like for you to at least elaborate. We’re all intelligent beings, and sharing ideas like children insults your intellect and the intellect of children.)

AMAZING:
Bin-jip or 3-IRON
BLACK BOOK
DOGVILLE
FISTFUL OF DOLLARS
THE GRADUATE
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
ROCK AND RULE
STAR TREK
VERTIGO
WALL-E
WANTED

RESPECTABLE:
BURN AFTER READING
BEHIND THE MASK: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
DEAR WENDY
TAKEN
VICKY CHRISTINA BARCELONA
THE WRESTLER

GOOD:
BATTLE ROYALE

BIG MAN JAPAN

BRICK
CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST
FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE
HIGH FIDELITY
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
TROPIC THUNDER
WATCHMEN
ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO

ALRIGHT:
BODY HEAT
DAZED AND CONFUSED
FEAST
GRAN TORINO
HAROLD AND MAUDE
IN THE VALLEY OF ELAH
NOTORIOUS
OUTLAW JOSEY WALES
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
THE PLAGUE DOGS
PUNISHER: War Zone
ROPE
WATERSHIP DOWN

NOT GOOD:
OTIS
THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE
SUNSET BLVD.
WHEN THE WIND BLOWS

BAD:
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
DRAG ME TO HELL
HALLOWEEN 2
HAUTE TENSION
THE MACHINIST
Ôdishon or AUDITION
TROLL 2 (duh)
VANILLA SKY
THE WARRIORS

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