Fucking, damn it!

Parents watch some fucking football program. Mom slaps her hands together and stomps her feet like an ignorant ape cheering for her imaginary toddlers, dad laughs like a stainless steel saw being repeatedly slammed against a car, and I’m trying to type and focus on “Let’s Do This” blaring in my ears, and I can still hear their moronic hooting and yelling. God mother fucking damn it!