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REASONS TO WATCH TROLL 2:

if you despise the appearance of trolls
if pissing on the dinner table is the only way you can organize a hunger strike
if you saw Treevenge and thought something was missing
if you love supporting films with all-robot casts
if you forgot what 80s clothing looks like
if you don’t know how to spell “goblin” backward
if you relate to people whose lives are led by an audible soundtrack
if your dead grandfather told you to do it
if you want to prove the merit behind your hate for the color green to everyone you know
if you stumbled into the room and have nothing better to do
if you’re a vegetarian running out of ideas for acceptable ways to eat people
if you’re sexually aroused by popcorn

I fit all of the criteria! Do you?